Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower: -shave -shampoo hair -condition hair -wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off) -wash the body -try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out -did i mention shave that takes a long time -like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower: -i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long
“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.”—Lemony Snicket (via meisquared)
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
“One of the hardest lessons in life is letting go. Whether it’s guilt, anger, love, loss or betrayal. Change is never easy. We fight to hold on and we fight to let go.”—Lessons Learned in Life (via hay-girl-hay-lesbifriends)